A couple of dollars, a bowl (the smoking kind, and yes, its for tobacco), an ashtray, my coffee cup, and a steak knife I used to slice some cheese the other night.
five feet away, behind the door frame to my bedroom is the Mossy. I keep it there so that if I answer my door and its police, its not in plain sight.
I figure that if someone gets hit in the face with this little pipe of mine, or especially the heavy assed coffee cup, that will give me enough time to get the Mossy. Considering the fact that when I hear someone in the building's hallway I immediately look outside to see familiar cars, then stand in the doorway of my bedroom next to the shotgun until the noises pass, I think i'd be okay in a home invasion scenario.
To be honest, im mainly expecting The Man to come and get me some day, and thats why I act so paranoid hearing noises. Still, you never know when (and this happened to my brother last year) a drunk might wander by and try to take liberties with where he believes his place of residence is.