Jury Nullification Redux

[publius42]

I think WA is poring over transcripts of the Imus show, looking for more racial stereotypes to insert into the story.

 

[Shane Tuttle]

I'm with Don, here. I almost forgot that this court is still in session....

 

[Wildalaska]

My bloody router at home is on the fitz so I cant acess from my laptop and SWMBO has converted the PC over to Japanese so I cant read it.

Gonna buy a new router tomorrow.

Stereotypes? I aint finished yet

WildjustashorttimemoreAlaska

 

[Edward429451]

Habeus Corpeus or free the man!

 

[publius42]

Now, now, don't get impatient...

This trial is proceeding with all the alacrity and efficiency of any other government operation.

 

[Wildalaska]

I am picking up new modem tonight

WildcheapelectronicjunkAlaska

 

[publius42]

Darn technical glitches keep getting in the way when I'm trying to ride roughshod over the rule of law here and nullify a stupid gun law.

(oops, did I say that out loud?)

 

[STAGE 2]

The baliff is going to jump in here and remind his honor that he has a 2 o'clock tee time so the court should commence forthwith.

 

[junkpile]

I was wondering if everyone had forgotten about this...

 

[Shane Tuttle]

Nope. I'm still sitting in the juror #2 seat REALLY needing to relieve my bladder though...

 

[publius42]

Keep it down, guys. I'm trying to nap over here. Geez.

 

[Wildalaska]

Actually I am pulling the new cable wire later tonight. Now that I have Windows Vista it should all be OK by this weekend

WildherecomedjudgeAlaska

 

[Big Don]

Amendment VI of the United States Constitution

"In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial....."?????????????????????????????????

 

[Al Norris]

Speedy and public trial? With windows vista? You got to be kidding me!

Opps... No kibutzing... Sorry your Honor, I really couldn't help myself this time!

 

[Edward429451]

(sneaks back into courtroom)

They didn't even know I was gone.

From what I've read, this case is pretty much cut & dried...

 

[NukemJim]

From what I've read, this case is pretty much cut & dried

NukemJim
PS Cannot comment, I am on the Jury.

 

[publius42]

With windows vista?

Don't buy into that whole renaming thing. Longhorn was a MUCH better name. Call it that.

 

[Big Don]

Just heard a news flash! The SCOTUS has declared a mistrial in this case!! Say it ain't so!!!

 

[junkpile]

I heard the defendant was declared an enemy combatant and is going to be held indefinitely.

 

[Danzig]

rumor has it the defendant may be found guilty and sentenced to "time served"