I don't mean to slam Glock, in fact I like them, I just feel that their Fanboys are the worst. (Yes, even worse that 1911 Fanboys!)
As for Glocks getting slammed around here, I wouldn't know since I'm still a relatively new member, my experience is drawn from other forums. I think that the majority of Glock hate stems from the Fanboys rather than the guns themselves, because what's not to like? They're ugly? I disagree, I'd call them "plain" which works for a workhorse gun.
Anyway, back on topic, it it isn't a new generation of Glock Pistols, then I would imagine that it would be something like a Pistol Caliber Carbine. There are a lot of Carbines out there that use Glock Magazines to begin with, and most of them are either extremely cheap or expensive, so if Glock were to introduce their own Pistol Caliber Carbine priced somewhere in between, then they could be very successful.
I can't imagine what else it could possibly be, unless they actually are indeed doing something completely new and unexpected that would actually merit the use of the word; "Legendary" unlike their liberal use of the term; "Perfection".
But hey, they came out with the first successful polymer framed pistol, (READ: Successful, unlike the H&K VP-70) so I wouldn't count them out. For all we know they might have made a form of caseless ammunition that's actually reliable. Wouldn't that be something? Imagine Glock coming out with some crazy new ammo design or at least perfected an old design.
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Originally designed in the 1960s by MB Associates, the Gyrojet was the first and only rocket-propelled cartridge, but alas, it was ahead of its time and manufacturing at the time lacked the necessary precision to achieve adequate reliability for the vital role of self-defense. However, with use of modern CNC Machining available only in our state-of-the-art facility, Glock has revived and perfected this bold innovation from firearms history.
Featuring:
- Revolutionary jet-fueled caseless ammunition design using fast burning propellants to achieve adequate performance at the muzzle which only gets better as it travels!
- Thanks to the rocket-propelled ammunition, chamber pressures are extremely low, allowing for a firearm that is extremely lightweight, soft-shooter, and inexpensive to produce!
- Unparalleled performance! The Glock Gyrojet series of pistols delivers perfect performance wherever you need it, whether it is on land, underneath the ocean, or even in the vacuum of outer space.
- Ultimate reliability! Because there are fewer moving parts, Glock Gyrojet pistols feature unprecedented reliability.
- Pinpoint Accuracy! The Gyrojet cartridge's rocket-propelled design improves accuracy at range by reducing the effects of wind-drag and gravity alike, insuring that your shots hit exactly were you aim them within the weapon's effective range.
