If nobody is going to pick me then I'll have to take myself hunting... I'm a hell of a fella! And my company is incomparably boring! Folks should feel privileged (my daughter is my favorite woods companion, as she is extremely attentive, crafty, stealthy and has eyes like an eagle!)
If you think about it, Chuck Norris is a horrible hunting companion.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because the word Hunt implies failure, Chuck Norris goes KILLING...
If you think about it, Chuck Norris is a horrible hunting companion.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because the word Hunt implies failure, Chuck Norris goes KILLING...