Doggies helping drive the crime rate down? ,,,well the bad guy DID run away and he DID make sure the door was closed behind him in the end.
I'll retell this one again.
My wife heard footsteps downstairs and woke me up. I grabbed my Ruger Blackhawk .45Colt and loaded it up,,stuffed it in the back of my underwear and grabbed both of the dogs (a pure white German Shepherd and a black/brown Great Dane) by the collar to go,,,GET IM Kids!!. What followed was legendary,,,,*sigh*. The Dane decided he'd much rather sleep than fight and decided the time was right to do the ole Alpha Male challenge on me (IIRC, he was about a year old at the time and at the feeling his oats stage). The Shep, not really caring for the Dane from the get go, decided it was time to do the Alpha Female thing,,or whatever,, on the Dane for "threatening her Daddy"<--me. So here I am,,stuck in the middle of close to 300 pounds of disagreeable dogs,,,heavy S/A revolver stuck in the back of my "elastically challenged" drawers trying to sort things out. End result, the gun fell on the floor, I fell on the gun and put a real nasty bruise on my back and ended up with a real "kidney killer" ache that lasted for months. Ended up with the drawers at half mast, and the "moon over Miami" pointing down towards the living room from the staircase.