A dude decides to go hunting and an experienced hunter takes him into the field.
He tells the newby, "If you shoot a deer, be very careful, some of these hill billy's may try to take it away from you". "Just fire three shots and I'll come running to stop them".
A little later he hears a shot, then a few minutes later three more shots, so he rushed out to see what was going on.
When he arrived he found the dude holding his rifle on a man backed up against a tree, scared to death.
The dude says "He was trying to steal my deer so I covered him until you could get here".
The man against the tree shouts....
"Honest to god mister, I was just trying to get my saddle back".
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A doctor was an avid deer hunter.
One year three thugs stole his deer, and when he reported it to a game warden the thugs showed that their tag was on the deer's ear.
Next year the doc got his deer and the same three thugs took it too.
He reported this to a warden and he stopped the three thugs.
They again showed their tag on the deer's ear.
The doc whispered to the warden and he went over and opened the deer's mouth.
There was the docs tag under the deer's tongue.
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A sheriff was having a beer in the saloon when a wanted outlaw came in.
Seeing the sheriff sitting at a table sipping a beer he swaggered over and told the sheriff that he bet he could out draw the sheriff, especially since the sheriff was sitting down.
The sheriff casually said. "Notice the beer in my left hand and my gun hand under the table"?
"It's kind of hard to out-draw a man who's already drawed".
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This is supposedly a true story from my home town from back in the 1930's.
Two men were playing cards and one caught the other cheating and called him on it.
The cheater pulled a .22 automatic and shot the other man once.
This somewhat angered him so he took the gun away from the cheater and emptied the other 9 rounds into him.
At the hearing the judge asked......
"Bob why did you empty the gun into Jack, one or two would have done it".
Bob replied.....
"Well judge, every time he moved I shot him and every time I shot him he moved".
