No, I don't have to and you can't make me!
Okay, fine -
Beretta 92 - first buy. Intended for target but also does nightstand duty, bought under the reasoning that I would never part with it
Bersa 45UC - Got CHL, needed something smaller than the 92
Keltec P3AT - Bersa was too big for summer carry (sold for below)
RIA CS - Because everybody needs a 1911 and I didn't like the P3AT (sold for below)
Ruger GP 100 - Shot my FIL's and loved it- Justification: Zombie Apocalypse
Marlin 795 - Ability to target shoot cheaper, which hasn't happened yet, but I'm hopeful
I stopped having to "justify" purchases after dropping $2k on my fiance's engagement ring.....that backfired because now I don't have money for more guns
I think that was her plan all along....