Oven cleaner and wasp-spray. Is that actually effective?
Maybe works, but might improve coupled to a fully armed Zippo lighter - no?
Then there's Captain Queeg's steel balls... I'd think watching and hearing all that click-click is about as bad as dripping water torture. Drive the BG crazy! (If there's enough time - of course).
How about ear muff size suction cups - pop 'em on the ears and PULL! Maybe even a plunger... a "ripe" plunger?
Or a portable drill with appropriate bit ... Ah, yes - the good old days... "This is a drill, this is a drill..."
In the right scenario, a Jack Hammer --- sorry ladies, no Jill Hammer that I know of.
A good sling shot is plausible, as are darts (eyes and ears).
Then there's a nail gun, but who'd want to lug an air compressor around?
Enough of my stuff.
Now - see what kind of creature you've created, S-T?
-Andy
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