Let's see, do I count the one I was given 40 years ago that I can't sell because I promised to give it back if I ever tired of it? What about the guns I've given away that I'll get back in a few years or so through inheritances?
What about the NIB forged Caspian officer's frame with frontstrap checkering that's been hiding in the back of the safe for years?
What about the ones on permanent loan?
One uncle was showing off his guns Thanksgiving afternoon (what do the men in your family do when people come visiting?) and asked me which ones I'd like later on because his son doesn't want any of them.
What about the ones I have, but somebody else paid for them? Example: the day after Turkeyday I sold my father on a new S&W revolver and a red dot sight. When it came time to fill out the forms he pushed them in front of me, handed me the pen and said he'd pay for it. As soon as I said "That's not legal", he said "Why not? Your name's on the checking account, too." Sneaky, ain't he?
John...I just don't know how many.
I met a man once who, along with his father, owned 1200 shotguns. That number didn't include his grandmother's collection.