I find my Harley like a 1911. Not only is it fun to use and customize, but it bangs and clatters as it works.
No matter what you do to them, you just can't teach them manners. Must be some kind of kharma thing. My Mom and my wife said the same things.
Edit: 2004 Harley Dyna Glide. 95-inch engine, 203 cams, 2006 CVO front end, 21-inch laced wheel. Every stitch of chrome Harley sells...