The factory fired the gun before shipping and if this in deed his retirement plan he'll most likely be living in a double door refrigerator box under an overpass.
How's this:
My buddy has a 6" Python he bought in, I think, 1979. He is the original owner, and has never fired the revolver, though of course someone at the factory doubtless test-fired the handgun, possibly multiple times -- we can't be sure how many -- before shipping it to the dealer or distributor. It has no drag marks, dings, or blemishes of any kind that can be seen in a cursory inspection. A good magnifying glass might show some imperfections. He still has the original box, which is in terrific shape but likely not as nice as when he brought it home from the store, and all the original papers.
He jokes that he has a picture of it to show to anyone who breaks into the house, because that's as close as he could come to actually using it. This is a joke. In actuality, he owns other handguns that he'd use in case of a home invasion. No one thinks an intruder would be scared off by a picture of a revolver.
With prices on Pythons continuing to climb as they are, there's no telling what his revolver will be worth by the time he retires in a few years. At any rate, it's too valuable in it's current state to use for its original purpose.
I think the original, more hyperbolic version was pithier, but there you go.