Best bumper sticker

[bushidomosquito]

Saw a good one today: "My other auto is a .45"
Which reminded me of: "My other car is a Kahr"

 

[Niantician]

"I've been missing my ex-wife lately.
But I'm getting a new scope."

 

[oldcars]

A bumper sticker I have, but not on my truck :
"Hey dumb-@$$ its bad parenting, NOT GUNS!"

 

[chris in va]

I want to make one that says "WWJMBD?"

 

[Hardtarget]

I don't put bumper stickers on anything I drive. I do see a few I like. My favorite:

seven of ten voices in my head said stay home and clean the rifles today.

My kind of humor.

Mark.

 

[cold dead hands]

''Driver only carries $20 in ammo''

"My bullets are faster than 911"

 

[rampage841512]

Someone who works at my bank has on that says "Protected by Glock"

Another I like is the "Insured by S&W"

 

[BillCA]

"911 - 9 minute response
1911 - 2.8 seconds to slidelock"

"A gun in your hand,
Beats a cop on the phone."

"Bad cop! No donut!"

"Shooting Sports
Turning money into noise since 1776"

"Vegetarian - Apache for 'lousy hunter'"

 

[Manedwolf]

"Shooting Sports
Turning money into noise since 1776"

Man, they don't know their history...

Try many centuries earlier!

 

[UGH]

I saw this one the other day although not gun related

If your against logging just imagine wiping your a** with plastic.

 

[AndyTheNailer]

I have one that says "Legislation, Registration, Confiscation, Revolution." and a picture of an AR. Pretty radical.
I made it my signature.

 

[SundownRider]

Not gun related but did say a but about the culture:

"Go nuke a gay whale for God"

Offends just about everybody.

 

[Thunderhawk88]

"I've been missing my ex-wife lately.
But I'm getting a new scope."

The one I saw was-
I miss my ex...
but my aim's improving!


another one was-
Jesus saves...
Gretzky takes the rebound
He shoots...HE SCORES!

 

[rxraptor02]

gun controll means using both hands.

and a non-gun sticker...

I am only speeding because I have to poop.

 

[sterno]

I have that one from Makarov.com that says:

"Driver carries less than 600 Rubles worth of ammunition"

 

[AK103K]

"Hell yes I'm drunk! What do you think I am, a stunt driver? "

 

[elrod]

Diapers and politicans should be changed often.....for the same reason!

 

[chris in va]

Aaaah...thread lock alert! Better keep it gun related. I'd hate to see it get canned.

 

[Crosshair]

Hmm, I have a few signs that I got on a school trip to Canada years ago.

"Never mind the Dog. Beware of Owner."

"This house is protected by Smith and Wesson."

I like the first one better. I think it is in the basement somewhere.

 

[cold dead hands]

I saw ''Keep honking, I'm reloading'' one time.

Also saw ''How come if it is tourist season, we can't shoot 'em?''.