If you think that revolvers are "obsolete"
I like that one.
REAL ones from a person that I know:
You own more than one gun you're scared to shoot.
You own a gun more expensive than your car.
You own an auto that's never had the slide cycled since leaving the factory.
You own a revolver that's never had the hammer cocked.
If you say "I won't ruin my Colts by firing them, that's what Rugers are for."
You own one or more firearms you've never touched with your bare hands.
You beat yourself up for shooting a Colt for more than five years.
You won't buy a used gun because "Everyone thinks he's Elmer Kieth and I don't know what's been shot in it."
You reply to someone who has shot Cor Bon ammo in their modern gun by asking "Is the slide still attatched?"