Guns dont care if you miss your aniversary
they dont care if you come home from a party, really wasted and you puke on the floor
they don't care if you play with other guns (or 2 guns at once)
Old guns don't go nuts if you want to fondle a newer model every now and then (just for fun)
You don't have to bribe your gun with flowers and chocolates to get a bang
Guns don't NAG
they don't complain your bullets are too small (unless you got the wrong bullets)
when you are lost, guns don't tell you to ask for directions
Guns can't multi-task either
Guns won't tell you you are getting old, fat, lazy, bald....& get a job
Guns don't complain if you stay too long at the range (or golf course)
Guns don't shoot better or worse depending on the 'time of the month'
Hey girl shooters, don't feel left out....
Why are guns better than men?
Guns stay hard for ever
They only run out of bullets when you want them to
They come in different sizes & colours depending on your mood
they dont care if you come home from a party, really wasted and you puke on the floor
they don't care if you play with other guns (or 2 guns at once)
Old guns don't go nuts if you want to fondle a newer model every now and then (just for fun)
You don't have to bribe your gun with flowers and chocolates to get a bang
Guns don't NAG
they don't complain your bullets are too small (unless you got the wrong bullets)
when you are lost, guns don't tell you to ask for directions
Guns can't multi-task either
Guns won't tell you you are getting old, fat, lazy, bald....& get a job
Guns don't complain if you stay too long at the range (or golf course)
Guns don't shoot better or worse depending on the 'time of the month'
Hey girl shooters, don't feel left out....
Why are guns better than men?
Guns stay hard for ever
They only run out of bullets when you want them to
They come in different sizes & colours depending on your mood