Why guns are better than women

[jimsbowies]

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

09. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

08. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and usually will let you try it.

07. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

06. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

05. A handgun doesn't use up its closet space, then ask to use yours.

04. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

03. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

02. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're finished
With it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...

01. You can buy a silencer!

 

[Legionnaire]

Posted before, somewhat humorous, but not really true. I'd give up all my guns before I'd give up my woman.

 

[Shotgun]

You must have some really lousy handguns.

 

[pax]

Reasons a Handgun is Better than a Man...

1. You can tell at a glance what caliber it is.
2. A handgun doesn't lie about the length of its barrel.
3. If you want your handgun to fire blanks, it doesn't complain about it.
4. A handgun can be fired again right away.
5. You can shoot your handgun as many times in a row as you want.
6. Feeding a handgun costs less than feeding a man.
7. A handgun doesn't complain when you take it shopping with you.
8. When a handgun is loaded, that's a good thing.
9. A handgun doesn't get more loaded the more shots it takes.
10. A handgun never goes off by itself.

pax

To judge from the covers of countless women's magazines, the two topics most interesting to women are: (1) Why men are all disgusting pigs and (2) How to attract men. -- Dave Barry

 

[Strapped with HKs]

I'd give up all my guns before I'd give up my woman

Ummmm, yeah that would seriously take a lot of thinking... maybe if she was Heidi Klum.

 

[Larry Wright]

Chu Hoi!! pax!! Cease fire, Target destroyed!

 

[CMichael]

I must agree with Shotgun, apparently you have some pretty losy guns

Michael

 

[CZ Gunner]

Taking odds on how long this thread will stay "alive" before it gets "canned" like all the other ones by this topic have.

<1 hours? 5/1
<2 hours? 10/1
<3 hours? 20/1
<4 hours? 30/1
>4 hours? 50/1

What you think?

 

[David Scott]

I'm an optimist. I'll bet on one hour.

 

[Tamara]

"Why guns are better than women."

Because guns are unlikely to up and shoot you all by themselves for posting tired old gags for the millionth time on this board.

 

[Marko Kloos]

Do I really need to say anything?