When I die

[Nev C]

My only fear is after I die, my wife sells my shooting gear for what I told her I paid for it.
DoctorD

Saw this one on another shooting site

 

[jfrey123]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

Luckily my girlfriend hasn't caught on to the fact that guns are really expensive. I still get to compare an ammo shopping trip to her monthly trip to Michael's for scrapbook supplies...

 

[copenhagen]

My brother's gonna get my guns. I won't let the little lady touch them. She has a diamond I bought for her right? That outta do.

 

[pax]

I still get to compare an ammo shopping trip to her monthly trip to Michael's for scrapbook supplies...

And she's over on the scrapbooking forum, telling her friends, "Luckily my boyfriend hasn't caught on to the fact that scrapbooking is really expensive. I still get to compare a scrapbooking shopping trip to his monthly trip to the gun store for ammo ..."



pax

 

[The Tourist]

My wife is the bookkeeper for both the house and my business. She knows where every nickel is hidden.

The guns never seemed to bother her. We can pay in 'hundreds.'

Now, the Harleys do cause concern. You pay in 'thousands.'