When Gun Shops Don't Help

Here in J-ville, Fl, there's a gun shop who's commercials are not helping with the perception of gun owners. It's set up like a 911 call. The operator answers with the usual "What's your emergency" line. The following transcript is a paraphrase since I can't remember it verbatim.

Woman: There's someone in my house and my husband's away. The kids are in the next room.

Operator: We're sending someone out now. They should be there in 60 seconds or less. (This references a local alarm companies response claims)

Woman: Good, cause if they don't get here soon, I'm going to have to blow someone's freaking head off.

The operator says something else about calming down, but is interrupted by a door-breaking noise. The woman says, "You broke into the wrong house this time, Mother--" The rest of the expletive is drowned out in cheesy machine gun sound effects. Of course the name of the gun dealer is Wild West Guns and Gold.:barf:

Worse than the fact that this presents a bad image of the trigger happy gun owner, is that this commercial comes very close to being a great argument for self defense gun-ownership. If the cheese had been kept out of it, I could see many people thinking, "That could really happen. Maybe even to me. Maybe I should go look into getting a gun to protect myself." As it stands, I see many people rolling their eyes and saying, "What a bunch of trigger happy nuts."

It comes from those who should be helping our cause, not hurting it.
 

smoakingun

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Are you serious? That comercial is hilarious! Even the anti-gun man-hating womenists in my business office love that comercial. The mental image of a housewife defending her home and family is a fantastic one, and adding a little comedy makes it acceptabe to all but the most hard line anti-gunners.
 

Wildalaska

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Stayed up all night a few years back in Florida ingesting and aimlessly watching Appliance Direct commercials.

WildnowiuseyoutubeAlaska ™
 

MosinM38

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Lol. Sounds hilarious.

I'd say it is so over-the-top (From the sounds of it) to be taken very seriously.
 

KChen986

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Hahaha, the Appliance Direct guy is a legend around Orlando parts.

Didn't the OP's post happen in real life? Some dude breaks in, wife calls cops, hubby shoots burglar. All recorded on 911 line.
 

hogdogs

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Having moved from Daytona 3+ years ago I thought I was rid of The Appliance Direct guy and the homely chick in homemade sun dresses... But NOOOOOO they just opened a store in Dothan Al. which is part of our media market...
Brent
 
My OP is really more about the radio commercial. The video in HogDog's link is exactly what I wish the radio one was (though more verbal for the audio, of course). The video spot is great. It's the radio spot that makes me shake my head.
 
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