[Did anybody read my joke? /QUOTE]
Yes, and I liked it.
I was a lowly plebe at USMA West Point in 1945 but had the advantage that I had previous experience(as nearly half the class did) having enlisted in 1943 and had previous practical experience with the M1 - we got instructed about it in basic but didn't as plebes. Inspection was, when the inspecting officer came in front of you, you brought your rifle up to "port arms" - rifle pointed left holding the stock with right hand while opening the action with the left hand to where it locked. Inspecting officer essentially caught the rifle as you dropped it and looked down the barrel to check for how clean the bore was. Rifle was then tossed back and you caught it (or got hit in the face with it) and closed the action.
Pretty simple with the 03 Springfield bolt rifle which required manual closing but, if you didn't catch the action with the heel of the right hand on the M1, your right thumb was captive in the action and, not only was it painful, it usually bled a fair amount.
This happened to the plebe next to me and, the bleeding was very evident because we wore white cloth gloves for inspections. He was then cited with gigs (demerits - each one requiring punishment by walking an hour in the concrete area between barracks with the M1 shouldered) for "UNAUTHORIZED MATERIAL (blood) ON GLOVE DURING INSPECTION".
Talk about adding insult to injury. Those were the days!