"Monkeyleg....yes, it's a habit that drives Mrs Rembrandt nuts...."
If your wife were as persnickety as you, I'd predict an upcoming problem with the marriage. The Oscar Madison side usually balances out the Felix Unger side.
My wife has hundreds of pairs of rummage sale earrings--some of them quite collectible--all neatly arranged on these department store displays (which she also got at rummage sales).
I, on the other hand, have pieces of digital photo files on CD's essentially buried in a pile under one of my computer's tables. Some of these files are worth a lot of of money, but I'll be damned if I can find them without a day's search.
BTW, if you ever want to trade that Colt custom shop "nickle plated sissy pistol" for a Kimber Pro Carry, just let me know.