Idea...
Two part:
Pic of a woman/couple, preferably older, inside, dark window in the background, with a phone as center of focus.
Same couple standing by a rural mailbox, daytime, farmhouse in the rear, off focus. One or both is holding a "farm" type weapon, such as a shotgun or lever.
Caption 1: Last time we had to call the sheriff, it took him 20 minutes to get here.
Caption 2: We don't worry as much now.