awesome idea! I've heard a few good ones myself:
1. From the Neal Boortz show- IF these guys are killing themselves to get 72 virgins, why not send them the confinees of our female prison system. I doubt any would be virgins, but you get that instant gratification rather than having to die in a fireball.
2. I really liked my idea of a TFL expeditionary force. we can take advantage of the cheap airfares to anywherestan, take along some rifles, a credit card provided by some PO'd New Yorkers, and a satelite internet hookup, so we can have our ammo fedexed to us in blamblamstan from cole dist. or ammoman.com. Each TFL'r goes in groups of 25 for two weeks of Osama season, and the one who gets him, gets his picture in the paper. My only demand is that the US Government let me bring back war trophies this time.
Oh, and I don't ever want to pay taxes again!