>I hate trolls
So do I. We had one that lived under our porch when I was growing up, it used to sustain itself by eating stray cats and chipmunks. It used to terrify the mailman so bad that we had to go to the postoffice to pick up our mail.
The real breaking point of the whole situation was one day he decided to go after the newpaper boy. He cought him and gave him a pretty big bite and a helluva scare! The entire neighborhood turned out to chase the troll away. I cant tell ya how fun that was! There is nothing like a good ol' fashioned troll hunt to chase away the summer blues, eh?
But anyways, we chased the troll from under the porch, but like trolls are want to do, it slipped into the nearest storm drain. We tried luring it out with carrots and dead lizards, but the troll was too smart for us. So we had to smoke it out. We built a big ol bonfire at the exit and just waited till the whole sewer system was pouring out smoke. Finally after what seemed like many hours, the troll came out with red watery eyes and a coughing and hacking from all the smoke.
We decided that we didnt want to kill it, after all it was not troll hunting season, so we just put it in a passing box car. The troll went on to lead a pretty interesting life, but that is a story for another day.