The newest type of Assault Weapon

[black]

my whole backyard would suffice as a massive arsenal. i may need a permit.

 

[K-Minus]

Yeah,I spray paint mine black to give that tacticle look.

EBR

Evil,Black,Rock

 

[LightningJoe]

Don't laugh. I wouldn't want to get hit with one.

 

[M14fan]

Seems to me I remember a story about a giant a shepherd boy and a sling with a rock.................................

 

[blume357]

I'm not sure I would try getting on an airliner with those....

TSA would probably have a stroke and have to call all kinds of higher ups to determine if they are legal and such.

 

[Protector]

Seems to me I remember a story about a giant a shepherd boy and a sling with a rock.................................

Yeah, but Goliath did not have an assult rifle to shoot at David with!!!

I can hear it now..."WHAT THE @#@#!...YOU BROUGHT A BOX OF ROCKS TO A GUN FIGHT!!!

 

[Caeser2001]

and that's all I have to say about that...(Forrest Gump accent)

 

[KMO]

Alas, even the pet rock has morphed into an object of violence...What is the world coming to?

 

[black]

how many assault rocks can a person carry in Cali and NY? 10 at a time?

 

[Bitmap]

That is the small, concealed carry version. You have to give up stopping power to get lighter weight. I like the home defense version. It is less portable but has more stopping power.

 

[ElectricHellfire]

Do they ever go "Kaboom"?

 

[w_houle]

There is an improved model of the assault rock, it is called the assault lock. The assault lock is a refined version of the assault rock. The only drawback to the assault lock is that it has the hillary hole.

 

[grymster2007]

What caliber rock for charging brown bear?

 

[Borch]

If we let Obama into the white house that'll be all that's available for assault weapons.

 

[MeekAndMild]

Can you get Pop Rocks on a Form 4 in California?

 

[black]

only if they have the ability of being microstamped.

 

[Threefeathers]

A number of years ago my Scout Plt was in manuvers against a Tank Platoon. One of the tankers was having fun charging toward our Track and hitting them so they would throw track. In some rough terrain one of my gunners who had had it with changing track waited, when the tank got close he could see the driver with his hstch open. My scout nailed the wise ass in the CVC with a nice sized rock. The Tank driver went under, out cold.
I was called into the orderly room and asked to explain why and how. I told him we used a ****. Thrown Weapon Anti Tank. I have the rock on my desk now.