The alternative party

[Buzzcook]

http://www.maybelogic.com/gunsanddopeparty/

 

[kozak6]

First order of business on assuming office:
Fire 33% of the Congress [names selected at random]
and replace them with full-grown adult ostritches,
whose mysterious and awesome dignity will
elevate the suidaen barbarity long established there.

Works for me.

 

[publius42]

I like the emphasis on ostriches, but what about the other ratites?

 

[GoSlash27]

I'll tolerate your hobbies if you'll tolerate mine.

 

[Perldog007]

Putting ostriches in a room where they are outnumbered two to one by our congressional sleazebags? Clearly an ostrich hater. Might have started out with some good ideas, but either these folks need to wear better hearing protection or lay off the dope.

Something clearly has rattled them with this anti-ostrich plot. Replacing onethird of the legislators with ill tempered llamas, that might work. Personally don't think the ostriches would have a chance, even as formidable as they can be. Angry badgers perhaps?

I wonder if the whole thing isn't some kind of jab against libertarians?