That deer was sooo small...

[ringworm]

I guess its time to get ready.
To rib our buddies or get prepared to be ribbed.
So, ill start out...
that deer was so small we nailed it to a tree and cleaned it w/ pliars.

 

[rantingredneck]

My favorite one is



"Hey what are you doin? We ain't rabbit huntin'!"

 

[azsixshooter]

That deer was so small a Jackalope ran off with his doe!

 

[hogdogs]

Bubba, You wasn't seein' stars... YOU WUZ SEEIN' SPOTS!!!
Naw bubba didn't have no trouble gettin a shot on that monster... his legs were still too wobbly to run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB5rXviKGrY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEAoBBi_UI&feature=related
Brent

 

[Rembrandt]

Small deer are like shrimp......tasty, but you need to eat quite a few for a good meal.

 

[bushidomosquito]

Sandwich deer.

That deer was so small I just wiped it's butt and threw it between two slices of bread.

 

[FrankenMauser]

The deer was so small... we lost it in a badger hole.

(1997, 2 point muley. Very small, sick, and starved. We took him down so he didn't have to suffer any more.)

 

[azsixshooter]

hahahah, sandwich deer! hahaha, +1 on that Bushido!

 

[lockedcj7]

We didn't need the truck, we just threw it in the glovebox.
I didn't have to drag it, I just slung it over my shoulder.

 

[treg]

It was a challenging target at 25 yards.

 

[MeekAndMild]

That deer was sooo small...

it must have been from Mississippi!

 

[sc928porsche]

How about: "Well, thats one way to get a virgin."

Overheard this coming from a Game Warden in the neighboring camp.