Something you should have on the tip of your tongue

[insman1132]

"If you need a gun and don't have one, it is highly unlikely you'll ever need a gun again!"

Keep this on the tip of your tongue for your doubting friends!

 

[CWPinSC]

A gun is something you may only need once in your lifetime. But, if you need it, nothing else will substitute. Never bring anything less than a gun to any type of fight.

 

[nutty ned]

Officer I was in fear of my life, as soon as I get a lawyer I will talk to the police about the incident.

 

[Rich Miranda]

Her:
"Is that a new gun?"

Me:
"Umm, no, Honey, this isn't a new gun. I got this one last summer, remember?"

Her:
"Hmmm. Not really, but if you say so..."

Me: [Silently] "Whew!"