armoredman
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"Ms Brass, do you take Mr Boolit as your lawfully wedded projectile?"
"With this press, I thee seat."
"By the powers granted to me by the laws of physics, I now pronounce you cartridge!"
Ya know, I'm no marriage counselor, but I'm thinking this one is going to lead to an explosive divorce, and he'll just skeedadle out of there as fast as he can go. She'll shine right up and get a new partner, no problem, but him? Heh, he'll end up buried in the soft dirt, surrounded by a bunch just like him!
