So let me tell you all a story.

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BerettaCougar

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So this morning my girlfriend and I wanted to go to the mall to get some Godiva. On our way out we see two people freaking out on cell phones.

Well when I got closer I noticed that there was a dead body right next to my car.

RIGHT NEXT TO MY CAR. About 10 cop cars show up and 2 news vans.
 

homefires

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Welcome to the world! Stuff happens! Thats why you need to be awake! This happens allot here in New Mexico! And Your story is? Dead Bodies are found every other week here in N.M.:rolleyes:!

They have to fall some place!
 

JaserST4

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People underestimate the intoxicating power of chocolate. I'm willing to bet it was between two women on PMS.
 

The Tourist

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Confess to nothing. Stand stoic when they read the verdict. Once in the yard, find the toughest bunch of tattoo'ed Aryan bikers you can find.

Save your old toothbrush and scrape it on the cell floor...
 

tplumeri

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Once in the yard, find the toughest bunch of tattoo'ed Aryan bikers you can find.


And go after the biggest one first. If you survive you will be respected and no harm will come to you.
for a while....
 
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