New Year best wishes

DC

Moderator Emeritus
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your
proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.


May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.


May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.

May Friday evening, December 31, find you together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the New Year. You will find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world has not come to an end, the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen. May you go to the bank on Monday morning, January 3rd and find your account is in order, your money is still there and any mistakes are in your favor.

May you ponder on January 4th; How did this ultramodern civilization of ours manage to get itself traumatized by a possible slip of a blip on a chip made out of sand. May we relax about the Third Millennium of the Common Era, and realize that we still have 240 years until the dawn of the Sixth Millennium of the Jewish Calendar by which time the computer is long since obsolete and so are we.

May God give you the strength to go through a year of presidential campaigning, and may some of the promises made be kept. May you believe at least half of what the candidates propose, and may those elected fulfill at least half of what they promise, and the miracle of reducing taxes and balancing budgets happen.

May you be awe struck by God's sense of humor as you wrestle with
the possibility that a professional wrestler could become president of the United States.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, and may your check book and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for charity.
May you remember to say "I Love You" at least once a day to your
spouse, your child, your parent; but not to your secretary, your
nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
And may we live in a world at peace and the awareness of God's love in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile,every lover's kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.
~~Author Unknown~

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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" RKBA!
 

oberkommando

New member
Speaking of mirrors I guess I need a bigger one to see my fat ass in, mines just too small.

May you magazines stay always full, and your front sight clearly visable.

As for the cardiologist, gastro enterologist, urologist, proctologist, podiatrist, psychiatrist, plumber and the I.R.S.
I only trust the plummer, at least he [or if your lucky she] will kiss you before he......you all know the rest.

May we all be passengers on the gravy train with biscuit wheels.
 

Long Path

New member
May your called flyers be few and closer-in than you thought.

May the sun be at your back, your position favorable, and your view grand.

May your charges be thrown exactly to the 0.10th grain, and your stash of reloading components always a bit more than you thought last. May your year be free of squib loads, and long on groups that you sign, date, and keep.

May your larder be full this year.

I hope for you all that this year is significant for the good things that happen to you, kept track of only by the rolling of the numbers, and not by any significance assigned to another tragedy. May you all find less tragedy in the world.


May your slide NEVER lock back, unless you were ready and willing for it too.

May every shot you take be met with pleasure by every human around. This, of course, discounts the likes of Sarah Brady....

"I hope it's a good one... without any fears..." (See? You can find goodness in anyone...)

Regards,
L.P.



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Will you, too, be one who stands in the gap?

Matt
 

DC

Moderator Emeritus
Some of my ancestors probably served in the ol' Legions (Roman) and given rise to yer black Irish :)

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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" RKBA!
 

Fourdiamonds

New member
May you all live as long as you want to--
And "want to" as long as you live!!!!!!


oberkommando--a mirror about as large as one of those dishes NASA uses to track sounds from outer space ha!ha!

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From my cold dead hands.
 

oberkommando

New member
Four, no need to state the exact size. Kinda em bare ass ing if its larger than a garage door. BTW How would you know? I'm tying my jacket around my waist next time I see you. Hey I can use the draw strings around the wrists for extra length.
 

Dennis

Staff Emeritus
Hank,

I was going to comment that IF Dona had any Irish blood,
it probably would be on her hands! ;)
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Dona,

Ref your post. Does this mean you, Coinneach, and I are related?

(Hey! It worked for the descendants of Thomas Jefferson!! :D )
 

Art Eatman

Staff in Memoriam
Ahhh, DC, thank ya, thank ya. But you forgot, "May all your polyps be benign."

And I'll add, "May all your embedded chips be date insensitive."

:), Art
 

Coinneach

Staff Alumnus
Well, Dennis, you *are* old enough to be my and DC's dad... hmmm, come to think of it, the grumpy curmudgeon gene seems to be dominant in all of us as well.

So: where were *you* in December 1968? :)

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"The evils of tyranny are rarely seen but by him who resists it."
-- John Hay, 1872
 

Dennis

Staff Emeritus
Upon advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer on the grounds my answer might tend to incriminate me. ;)

(singing: I'm a travelin' man.....)
 
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