Introduce a new product in our Office line called Microsoft Forger. Microsoft Forger is the ultimate product for pundit-proof forgery.
Even if you are just getting into forgery or are an old hand, this product will deliver all the power that you need to turn out credible documents with little or no effort.
Just look at some of the incredible features included:
Output machine selection - Select from a variety of emulators for everything from manual typewriters, IBM Selectrics, early model word processors such as Wang and many others.
Font selection - Once you have selected the machine type, font selection is limited to only those fonts actually available for that machine. No longer will you make stupid mistakes like selecting Times New Roman for memorandum that were suppose to be outputted on a IBM Selectrics.
