My GF cracks me up.

[chris in va]

She carried my K9 tonight on our way out to dinner, and we started talking about what to tell people if they see a bulge on their side.

I said, "It's my PDA...(Personal Defense Assistant)".

To which she said, "This? It's my ShellPhone".

 

[egor20]

Should have been her Kellphone

 

[556Isdeadly]

Snap out of it... <sigh>

 

[Dwight55]

Chris, . . . trade it for a snubby .357, . . . she can then carry it in a small camera case with Canon on the front

May God bless,
Dwight

 

[armoredman]

That's FUNNY! Great you have a pro rights GF!

 

[WANT A LCR 22LR]

""Snap out of it... <sigh> ""

See scene from the movie Airplane where a long line of people are trying to bring a passenger to their senses.

 

[8shot357]

What's a K9, a small dog like a Chiwawa, or a gun?

www.TEXASPOCKETPUPS.COM

 

[claimbuster]

Can be either unless you have the latest model which is the K9P, which has its own set of problems.

 

[T. O'Heir]

"...my K9..." That'd be any dog. No wonder she cracked you up. Ya'll need to get out more. snicker.

 

[10-96]

Cant really say I concur with the idea of holstering chihuahuas. Never tried cleaning doggy poop out of my leather, but it can't be much fun.

Thinking on chihuahuas- I guess it's well that no manufacturer has yet to name a firearm after the breed. "New for 2011! The Raging Chihuahua. Loud, Obnoxious, Useless, Not Overly Effective... But Not Hard to Carry Around! Buy Yours Today!"

 

[hoytinak]

Be careful with letting her carry your K9. I lost mine to my girlfriend and ended up painting it just for her. STILL haven't got it back together yet either as I'm waiting on replacement cocking ram spring that I seem to of lost.

 

[hagar]

It's a medical device, it keeps your arse alive..