Must sell........

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H&Hhunter

New member
The need to hunt Africa again forces me to offer for a limited time only. One slightly used mid-mileage woman.

Good reproductive skills and ability.

Cooks, Cleans and knows how to drive.

Has own Education (that's why they call her Doctor)

Comes with horse ,.308 rifle and GMC 3/4 ton pickup

Available immediatley (today preferably, especially if she don't get of my back)

Will deliver....

Cost negotiable must cover hunting fees for next year.
 
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Art Eatman

Staff in Memoriam
Should she happen to read your post, some questions arise:

1. Any plans to return to the states?

2. Had a good job offer in Africa?

3. Are you a sound sleeper?

4. Where should we send flowers?

:D, Art
 
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Roman Knoll

New member
These African hunting trips are getting more expensive every year. Me old lady likes them very much. Especially stalking diamond rings in Cape Town. I’m too afraid to think about what my Nyala will cost me when we get to RSA next year

Roman
 
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Southla1

Member In Memoriam
Low mileage truck? 4-WD? Good tires? The .308 wouldn't be a varmint weight barrel Rem 700? Does that include dies and brass for the rifle?

Is the horse a Quarter horse (mare, gelding, stalion?) and is the saddle included, also has he been innoculated against the West Nile Virus
 
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ojibweindian

New member
Killed two Cape Buffalo in Africa, then come home and get killed by the wife.

Always thought that women were THE most dangerous game to pursue!:D
 
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Southla1

Member In Memoriam
"Subservant and good natured and understanding."

The horse or the wife?

Frosty It's GOT to be the horse he is asking about right? I mean these are qualities that are very important in good horses! :cool:
 
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