Last weds, I took my mom to the grocery store. Mom is handicapped by bad knees and has a "moblie" hadicap permit for parking which she can put in any car.
Enter stage left resplendent in "urban" grey bloused BDU pants Hi tec swat boots and wraparound sunglasses. Brush cut staning at attention like a marine on parade. Sam Browne over the shoulder belt sporting 4 (four) hicaps for his ruger autopistol, oc spray, cuffs and maglight, leather gloves tucked in front. Lighter grey epauletted shirt emblazoned "security" (bet there was arrmor plate under that he looked a bit "husky" if you know what I mean) All evildoers were staying away from that King Soopers my friends! My license plate was noted, the handicap sticker # reported and America remained FREE.
Good to know mall ninja is on the job!
I felt so proud I saluted on the way back to the jeep with mom and a box of popsicles.
Enter stage left resplendent in "urban" grey bloused BDU pants Hi tec swat boots and wraparound sunglasses. Brush cut staning at attention like a marine on parade. Sam Browne over the shoulder belt sporting 4 (four) hicaps for his ruger autopistol, oc spray, cuffs and maglight, leather gloves tucked in front. Lighter grey epauletted shirt emblazoned "security" (bet there was arrmor plate under that he looked a bit "husky" if you know what I mean) All evildoers were staying away from that King Soopers my friends! My license plate was noted, the handicap sticker # reported and America remained FREE.
Good to know mall ninja is on the job!
I felt so proud I saluted on the way back to the jeep with mom and a box of popsicles.