Mall Ninja has a Website!!

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Destructo6

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I like the "Facts":

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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I've had that bookmarked for a few months now. Did you read any of the "Ninja movie scripts"?
 
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Bud Helms

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Totally Awesome, Man!

Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my whatever!).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

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Hey, Mark, is that right?:D

THAT is hilarious! It's amazing what a 9 year old can do with a computer these days. Come to think of it, I know a 9 year old more mature than that ...... but not as funny.:)
 
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Azrael256

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But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
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Oh man, the guestbook is even better... how on earth did you find this?!?!?
 
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Thumper

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My best friend is slightly off. He wakes me up this morning by standing outside my door with his laptop screaming, reading from the site (wireless internet).

Neighbors love that stuff.

"I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!"
 
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Bud Helms

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Well, after some consideration, AFTER I quit howling with laughter, I guess we need to move on ... everyone can have fun with the link, but we need to close this one down. Damn, that's funny!

Closed ... not enough on topic. :D
 
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