Nightcrawler
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Are you tired of conventional handguns, with their loud noise and recoil?
Are you tired of not being able to penetrate soft body armor that even a bow & arrow will slice through?
Are you tired of having to spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on ammunition or reloading components?
Do you want something new?
The Future Is NOW.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the KTI M1 Particle Projection Gun.
"Why Nightcrawler, what's a particle projection gun?"
I'll tell you! A particle projection gun uses an electromagnetic coil to accelerate a mass of charged particles, which are held together in a magnetic sheath.
"How well does it work?"
The mass of charged particles, the "bullet", if you will, leaves the muzzle of the M1 at a nominal velocity of approximately two thousand feet per second. Longer barrel (and longer electromagnetic coil lengths) will result in higher velocities. Coil upgrades are available.
What the shooter will see is a bright blue streak, much like firing a tracer round, but larger.
"But Nightcrawler, what can the PPG do that my Glock can't?"
A whole bunch of things! The standard power cell for the M1 (which feeds into the grip like a standard handgun magazine) gives the M1 a 100 shot capacity, give or take (a coil upgrade will use more power and result in fewer shots per energy-clip).
Also, the mass of particles is unaffected by wind, and has very little actual mass. This translates into a projectile that maintains velocity better than any bullet could. 200 yard shots are a breeze with the M1 PPG!
But the most noticable difference is in what the projectile does when it hits the target. A bullet makes a hole.
A PPG projectile also makes a hole. However, the charged particles react violently when coming into contact with solid matter. In other words, the PPG will result in wounds more horriffic than possible with most gunpowder firearms. This means more stopping power. There's no need to worry about bullet expansion or wound channels; the softball sized wound cavity the PPG leaves in your attacker's chest is almost guaranteed to take the proverbial spirit of the bayonet out of him. Body armor, whether soft kevlar or steel or ceramic ballistic plates, is no match for the M1 PPG!
The M1 comes with an unconditional lifetime warranty. It breaks, we fix it. Period.
You can own an M1 PPG for the introductory price of $2999.99. The costs will come down once we refine the production process. Additional power cells are available for $199 each, and the pistol comes with a power cell charger (it is recommended that you sendt he recharging unit back to the factory for replenishing. It should be good for up to a hundred chargings. It can, however, be plugged into a standard outlet, though this might be a burden on your electric bill.)
The M1 PPG is not a firearm under any law. Act now before the congresscritters do! Order today and we'll send you the pistol, two power cells the charging unit, manual, lockable carry case, and maintenance kit for $2999.99! We can and will ship the M1 straight to your front door!
*sigh* Okay, I'm finished. I'm a college student, it's saturday night, and I need to get a life.
Kudos for the first TFLer to guess which real handgun the drawing of the PPG is based on (it shouldn't be too difficult).
Are you tired of not being able to penetrate soft body armor that even a bow & arrow will slice through?
Are you tired of having to spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on ammunition or reloading components?
Do you want something new?
The Future Is NOW.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the KTI M1 Particle Projection Gun.
"Why Nightcrawler, what's a particle projection gun?"
I'll tell you! A particle projection gun uses an electromagnetic coil to accelerate a mass of charged particles, which are held together in a magnetic sheath.
"How well does it work?"
The mass of charged particles, the "bullet", if you will, leaves the muzzle of the M1 at a nominal velocity of approximately two thousand feet per second. Longer barrel (and longer electromagnetic coil lengths) will result in higher velocities. Coil upgrades are available.
What the shooter will see is a bright blue streak, much like firing a tracer round, but larger.
"But Nightcrawler, what can the PPG do that my Glock can't?"
A whole bunch of things! The standard power cell for the M1 (which feeds into the grip like a standard handgun magazine) gives the M1 a 100 shot capacity, give or take (a coil upgrade will use more power and result in fewer shots per energy-clip).
Also, the mass of particles is unaffected by wind, and has very little actual mass. This translates into a projectile that maintains velocity better than any bullet could. 200 yard shots are a breeze with the M1 PPG!
But the most noticable difference is in what the projectile does when it hits the target. A bullet makes a hole.
A PPG projectile also makes a hole. However, the charged particles react violently when coming into contact with solid matter. In other words, the PPG will result in wounds more horriffic than possible with most gunpowder firearms. This means more stopping power. There's no need to worry about bullet expansion or wound channels; the softball sized wound cavity the PPG leaves in your attacker's chest is almost guaranteed to take the proverbial spirit of the bayonet out of him. Body armor, whether soft kevlar or steel or ceramic ballistic plates, is no match for the M1 PPG!
The M1 comes with an unconditional lifetime warranty. It breaks, we fix it. Period.
You can own an M1 PPG for the introductory price of $2999.99. The costs will come down once we refine the production process. Additional power cells are available for $199 each, and the pistol comes with a power cell charger (it is recommended that you sendt he recharging unit back to the factory for replenishing. It should be good for up to a hundred chargings. It can, however, be plugged into a standard outlet, though this might be a burden on your electric bill.)
The M1 PPG is not a firearm under any law. Act now before the congresscritters do! Order today and we'll send you the pistol, two power cells the charging unit, manual, lockable carry case, and maintenance kit for $2999.99! We can and will ship the M1 straight to your front door!
*sigh* Okay, I'm finished. I'm a college student, it's saturday night, and I need to get a life.
Kudos for the first TFLer to guess which real handgun the drawing of the PPG is based on (it shouldn't be too difficult).
