Big Dog Dad
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As I was walking through our local supermarket today, there he was. You couldn't mistake him; he was all of 21 years, 6 hours old. He must have been at least 6 foot, 19 inches tall and weighed at least 104 pounds (only because he was carrying a bag of sakrete - useful for patching all the zits.) The dead giveaway was the Acme Security Company emblem on his shoulder and the threat level 600+ flak vest/bomb disposal squad outfit that he was wearing. The only time I've seen this type of protection was on a B rated movie. This thing had to be about six inches thick and covered him from just below the ears to his knees. I guess he had a hard time finding a belt big enough for the full race 1911 in the Safariland competition holster. The 1911 had a three chamber comp, flared magwell, and Aimpoint red dot. Every available inch of belt was occupied by spare mags. Oh, I almost forgot about the 10 round magazine sticking out of the pistol. He was standing in the produce section staring at something green. If you ever come to Pittsburgh, be careful if you are going to squeeze the cabbage, the Mall Ninja is watching you. Needless to say, I finished my business in this store quickly. And gun owners wonder why they get bad press; with a mental midget like this on the loose, is there any wonder?
