grymster2007
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We visited a vendor this morning to check on some work they're doing for us. Walked in and asked for our contact. The receptionist paged him and while we were waiting, I noticed a very large pig head mounted to the wall. Had 4+ inch teeth on it. I said "Nice pig! Probably made some tasty chops too". Mrs. Receptionist's face got all screwed up and she said "I hate it. I'm anti killing of anything! I just can't stand the thought of someone shooting any animal". I shut my trap and and our contact showed up. Sitting in the conference room at around lunch time, Mrs. Receptionist showed up with some pizza and drinks. Before she left the room, our contact told her to go ahead and take a couple slices of the sausage and pepperoni and a drink. A half hour later, as we're leaving, she's just wiping the pizza juice off her face, so on the way out I said to my deputy "I'll bet that pig made excellent pepperoni too.... oh and thanks, bye!".
When I got to thinking about it, I guess maybe she's not so hypocritical. After all, she didn't say she doesn't like meat, or that she minds eating meat that she hasn't thought about someone killing.
OK.... I do take some small pleasure in the fact that she's sitting directly across from the head all day long.
When I got to thinking about it, I guess maybe she's not so hypocritical. After all, she didn't say she doesn't like meat, or that she minds eating meat that she hasn't thought about someone killing.
OK.... I do take some small pleasure in the fact that she's sitting directly across from the head all day long.