How to kill an elephant

[USA123456789]

How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun haha get it

 

[Dos]

How do ya kill a thread??

 

[hunter33]

lol

 

[teeroux]

Drink some purple kool-aid and shoot it with a glock.

 

[USA123456789]

 

[onthejon55]

you didnt make it clear on how to choke the elphant

 

[Bogie]

I'm not sure about the chemistry involved, but if you drink enough grape kool-ade, your feces turn an alarming shade of almost day-glo green...

Personally, I like the elephant gun joke. I'm going to use it on the 10 year old. Who doubtless will use it on everyone else within range.

 

[4thPointofContact]

So, ummmm.....you've never heard a woman exclaim, "Oh My GAWD, that thing is big enough to choke an elephant!" before? Maybe I'm just unusually......nevermind

 

[USA123456789]

lol