Guns don't kill people.............

[BLUEZ4U]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

 

[Shadi Khalil]

This thread is gonna get locked down with chuck norris like speed...I thought the whole chuck norris thing was over.

 

[kman]

Who's Chuck Norris?

 

[BillCA]

I still laugh at this one:

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

 

[luvsasmith]

ONe more before its locked

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the Earth down.

 

[Shadi Khalil]

Oh lord, it begins, again....

 

[Firepower!]

Last time Chuck Noris laid an egg was when he got a good beating from Bruce Lee.

After that he could not do both of the deeds in OP.

Lock this one now before I get going.

 

[azredhawk44]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on... not because he's afraid of the dark though: because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!

What does Chuck Norris call his legs? Truth and Justice.

If you put Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer in the same room, the Universe would explode from the sheer awesomeness.

 

[bigghoss]

if chuck norris is running late time better slow the f*** down

chuck norris let the dogs out

every night before the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for chuck norris

 

[chris in va]

The only way Chuck Norris will ever get beat is if he develops multiple personalities.

 

[JohnKSa]

Please don't anybody tell Mr. Norris that I locked a thread about him...