Gunocologist

[PATH]

My local gunsmith has taken to calling himself a gunocologist! The cards he hands out have the title printed on them. Somehow the title seems appropriate. What do you folks think?

 

[Kframe]

How about Ballistician? -Kframe

 

[Daniel Watters]

Hoplotrician?

 

[George Hill]

I dont think KY makes a good gun lube... If my guns need some work - I'll take mine to a Gun Smith, thank you very much. I get my haircuts from Barbers too, Stylists should be left to the female gender.

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[Bruce from West Oz]

Awww, come on, George -- get with the program

We go to "hairdressers" here. (Mind you, it's still "No. 4 over the head and No. 3 over the beard.")

Don't know about KY jelly (sadly), but I do know condoms over the muzzle are good news for keeping dust, dirt, water and greeblies out of the barrel.

B
(S'funny, when I saw the term "gunocologist", the first thing I saw in my mind was a bloke with one finger up the barrel and the other on the trigger, saying "Cough, please".)

[This message has been edited by Bruce from West Oz (edited December 10, 1999).]

 

[Ulfilas]

Just don't look up the barrel without clearing the action...

jth

 

[4V50 Gary]

When I fixed bows and arrows, I called myself a missle technician.

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