We're all criminals. If you disagree, you're uninformed.
Today, I broke the speed limit by a few miles an hour on every road I traveled. I rolled through several stop signs. They're every 5 feet & I don't have the patience. I illegally worked on my car in the driveway and sprayed toxic spray on my hands, car and in the air. Yep, I'm a criminal. I make no excuses.
Tonight, I was shopping at the grocery . I bought some wine & salmon. Trying to live a little longer.
I was putting away my cash (stuff of the Bourgeois, Entrepreneur, and drug dealers), when the guy in line behind me started getting hassled by the clerk. She said a new law forbade him from buying more than a couple packages of cold medicine! He had about 4, one of each different type for his kids who have colds.
I grabbed the Sudafed from her hands and stepped behind him. He handed me cash & I bought it for him. Here I am a 41 yr old doing an illegal drug buy for the other 35-45 yr old Dad in the grocery
Send in the jack booted thugs to get me. I'm waiting. Think I'll have another glass of wine while I wait.
Today, I broke the speed limit by a few miles an hour on every road I traveled. I rolled through several stop signs. They're every 5 feet & I don't have the patience. I illegally worked on my car in the driveway and sprayed toxic spray on my hands, car and in the air. Yep, I'm a criminal. I make no excuses.
Tonight, I was shopping at the grocery . I bought some wine & salmon. Trying to live a little longer.
I was putting away my cash (stuff of the Bourgeois, Entrepreneur, and drug dealers), when the guy in line behind me started getting hassled by the clerk. She said a new law forbade him from buying more than a couple packages of cold medicine! He had about 4, one of each different type for his kids who have colds.
I grabbed the Sudafed from her hands and stepped behind him. He handed me cash & I bought it for him. Here I am a 41 yr old doing an illegal drug buy for the other 35-45 yr old Dad in the grocery
Send in the jack booted thugs to get me. I'm waiting. Think I'll have another glass of wine while I wait.