Dream pistol malfunctions?

[AndyWest]

Like when you can't throw a good punch, do you have pistol malfunctions in your dreams? Share your subconscious oddities

 

[BarryLee]

Interestingly I may spend time daydreaming about guns, but cannot remember having an actual dream about them.

 

[PSP]

When I dream, I dream of women, not guns. This way there are no misfires.

 

[Jim Watson]

I can hardly ever get a shot off in a dream.
And knives and swords are worse.

 

[Tactical Jackalope]

I can hardly ever get a shot off in a dream.

Sums up mine too.

Also, if I am shooting..again and again my bullets have no effect.

 

[AndyWest]

I forgot to add that option. That happens to me too. My bullets are so slow I have to aim upward just so the spitballs harmlessly hit the bad guy

 

[Tucker 1371]

Had two dreams that disturbed the heck outta me when I was on my work up to go to the 'stan. One was someone breaking into my house and when I flipped the safety on my 1911 off and tried to pull the trigger it wouldn't pull. The same thing happened in another dream a week later except I was breaching a door to clear a house in Afghanistan, flipped off the safety but the trigger wouldn't pull. Never had another one but the fact that the same dream recurred scared the bejeezes outta me.

 

[Dan-O]

When I walk into Walmart, and the shelves are empty....even .22LR. Oh wait, it's not a dream.

 

[loose_holster_dan]

mine is can't pull trigger. for some reason the trigger pull is always like 600lbs in my dreams.

 

[Tactical Jackalope]

mine is can't pull trigger. for some reason the trigger pull is always like 600lbs in my dreams.

I've had that one before too. It's always either that. Or my bullets are affecting them like I'm throwing Cheeto balls at them.

 

[AndyWest]

I'm OP but I didn't post my own

Usually it's the magazine. Like several different calibers in the mag, some backwards, some other stuff like wood, batteries, etc. Hence the slide won't rack. Then sometimes when I DO shoot, yeah, it's like Cheeto balls having no effect

 

[Mikef262]

Only one I ever had was when it was the end of the world, and some dingbat was wasting my bullets. I called him on it, he drew on me, I fired, and out came a wimpy bullet that went a good foot or two two then dropped.

 

[stormyone]

Slow bullets.

And the Can't pull trigger one too.

 

[thedudeabides]

Slow bullets, like Matrix slow.

 

[BIG P]

OUT OF AMMO,OH S---.

 

[chris in va]

Can't find primers.

 

[Stevie-Ray]

Years ago, I had the anemic phutt phutt phutt, and the bullets naturally were ineffective. Now, it seems I always hit what I aim at and the BGs go down.

But there's still that phutt phutt phutt, even though I'm not using a suppressor.

 

[TDodge7]

For some reason if I dream of a DAO or DA/SA pistol there's always problem, I can feel the spring tension on the trigger as I pull it but the pistol never fires, the trigger just hits the grip. Oddly enough this doesn't happen when I dream of single action pistols like Hi-powers or 1911's, they always seem to work fine....weird.

 

[Sarge]

Not since I started carrying Glocks.

 

[Microgunner]

I've never had a firearm in my dreams.

Maybe I'll try for one tonight.