Dog Haiku

[Jack 99]

Moderately funny:

I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be.

Today I sniffed Many dog butts--I celebrate By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm! Paperboy--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm! Garbage man--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep.

How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug.

 

[JimFox]

As Jack Benny would have said: "Now cut that out!"

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Jim Fox

 

[sumabich]

As I have often said "If we were all dogs, we'd be smellin each others butts and wagging our tails". Maybe it doesn't get any better than this. Other than a Johnson Brown or a KillKenny Beer!