Art Eatman
Staff in Memoriam
Oklahoma outlawed cockfighting. The punishment for mere possession of a fighting cock includes lengthy prison time and a fine of a serious amount of money. There are punishments for an actual "crime against person" which are not nearly so severe. I guess it's just another datum in the log of the unending decline in societal sanity.
Ergo, a rational person would dispose of such animals, right? How? I suppose you could eat them, but you'd wind up with a set of jaw muscles to create jealousy in Jesse Jackson. You'd become capable of hours of oratory, but it is to be hoped you'd be more rational. I have faith in you, however.
Pretend they're pheasants? Release and shoot? Legal, unlike allowing the birds to follow their natural proclivities...
Life's little ironies: Consider a potential newspaper headline, "Animal lovers cause death of 2.8 million chickens."
"People of Oklahoma, have you asked your doctor about Ritalin?"
Art
Ergo, a rational person would dispose of such animals, right? How? I suppose you could eat them, but you'd wind up with a set of jaw muscles to create jealousy in Jesse Jackson. You'd become capable of hours of oratory, but it is to be hoped you'd be more rational. I have faith in you, however.
Pretend they're pheasants? Release and shoot? Legal, unlike allowing the birds to follow their natural proclivities...
Life's little ironies: Consider a potential newspaper headline, "Animal lovers cause death of 2.8 million chickens."
"People of Oklahoma, have you asked your doctor about Ritalin?"
Art