After I read BigJim's story about the 10 gauge....
Upon reminiscing I thought back and remembered when I was a pre-teen and I had pop's single shot 12 gauge and my buddy (reminded me of Richie Rich) had a 20 gauge auto loader and boy was it a pretty gun... Mine... a cheap beat up half rusty scratched up critter gitter. Well he was a bit bigger kid than me and said "Man that thing is gonna knock you on yer butt when you fire it..." I told him I had been shooting it many times. I chided him about his purdy sissy stick and offered to let him shoot my gun after he saw me knock down a runnin' rabbit. He mentioned he was afraid it would knock him over... I don't know where I thought this up so fast (I ain't usually real quick on practical jokes) but I said well just lean up against that maple tree over there so when you shoot, you won't fall over backwards.... Man BRUISED was the understatement of the day... I was about to whizz my pants layin there in the snow laughing, tears flowing outta my eyes and if he coulda lifted his right arm we would have scrapped... When I was able to talk all I could say was "Well you didn't get knocked down didja?" Good thing all we had was el' cheapo light loads!
Brent
Upon reminiscing I thought back and remembered when I was a pre-teen and I had pop's single shot 12 gauge and my buddy (reminded me of Richie Rich) had a 20 gauge auto loader and boy was it a pretty gun... Mine... a cheap beat up half rusty scratched up critter gitter. Well he was a bit bigger kid than me and said "Man that thing is gonna knock you on yer butt when you fire it..." I told him I had been shooting it many times. I chided him about his purdy sissy stick and offered to let him shoot my gun after he saw me knock down a runnin' rabbit. He mentioned he was afraid it would knock him over... I don't know where I thought this up so fast (I ain't usually real quick on practical jokes) but I said well just lean up against that maple tree over there so when you shoot, you won't fall over backwards.... Man BRUISED was the understatement of the day... I was about to whizz my pants layin there in the snow laughing, tears flowing outta my eyes and if he coulda lifted his right arm we would have scrapped... When I was able to talk all I could say was "Well you didn't get knocked down didja?" Good thing all we had was el' cheapo light loads!
Brent