Why is it that some cops are COMPELLED to - - -
- - - talk about subjects on which they are ignorant? The best episodes of that type are those in which the officers talk about their beat, their partner, and so forth. If they leave the technical stuff alone, they come out MUCH better.
During a high-profile trial once, I got trapped in hallway outside the courtroom by several mikes and cameras. My boss said, "Talk to 'em, Johnny," and slipped away. I just stood there and smiled pleasantly and endured.
Q: How long will the jury be out?
A: No way of telling, ma'am.
Q: What will the verdict be?
A: We hope we proved the State's case to their satisfaction.
Q: Why didn't anyone from his family testify?
A: I really couldn't say. [He had murdered his mother some years before.}
Q: Why did the defense . . . .?
A: I don't know the answer to that.
Q: Why did the State choose . . . ?
A: You might want to check with the DA. He's the man in the dark blue suit.
- - - and on for a couple more questions. I felt like a dufus. Three people called me after the six o'clock news and said what a great interview I gave. It never aired again. Not interesting enough, I guess. But I never claimed to be an entertainer.
Best,
Johnny