This was forwarded to me by a friend. Tom who sent it to him is a active duty solder with I think about 10 yrs in.He is about to join the 10th special forces group.
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> I am the 18-24 year old being targeted by this new
> marketing concept, the
> very embodiment of "what's in it for ME." The
> legacy of the politically
> correct years. It's ok to be immoral and a pervert,
> and if anyone tries to
> mold me too vigorously into a something that
> resembles a warrior, I'll tell
> my congressperson!
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> Teamwork? My chain of command consists of ME,
> MYSELF, and
> I.
> I'm destined to be a dot-com millionaire. Just give
> me all that
> College money, and take it easy on the discipline
> stuff. When divisions of
> Chinese are racing toward my outpost like rabid
> lemmings, I'll pack my
> Task-Force-Smith-smellin' ass back to Milwaukee.
>
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> I have Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome, I'm great at
> Nintendo, and my androgenous,
> sensitive physique can't handle 10 properly-executed
> push-ups. I couldn't
> blast my way into an old folk's home, let alone
> stand my ground in an
> impromptu bar room brawl. I am a product of social
> engineering and 6 hours
> of TV a day; my idea of a "Survivor" is not a Medal
> of Honor winner who
> killed three Vietnamese with his e-tool before being
> shot and left for dead,
> but a pudgy, manipulative gay guy on an island
> shared with other losers.
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> Concepts like duty, honor, and country are passe'.
> If it Involves sacrifice
> of my individuality to become part of a team, I'll
> punch out and spend the
> rest of my life hanging out with my Microsoft
> employee slackerbuddies in
> Seattle, speaking in learned tones about an
> unfortunate period in my life
> where I endured the indignities of military service.
> Oh, the Patton movie?
> Haven't seen it.
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> Gimme Gimme Gimme. What can I do for my country?
> Ha. Let
> me
>Ask that after I've feathered my nest like so many
> of the non-veteran,
> draft-dodging, privileged Ivy Leaguers populating
> Capitol Hill. Cater to me
> first, pander to me as an individual, and after I
> don the uniform, continue
> to treat me with kid gloves, and let me punch out
> before things get really
> tough-where I might actually have to risk my life
> for my country, because...
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE!!!!
>
> in case you could not tell i cant stand this army of one crap.
>i am not an army of one. i still belong to the army of soldiers, mission,
>and self sacrifice.
>tom
>
>
I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> I am the 18-24 year old being targeted by this new
> marketing concept, the
> very embodiment of "what's in it for ME." The
> legacy of the politically
> correct years. It's ok to be immoral and a pervert,
> and if anyone tries to
> mold me too vigorously into a something that
> resembles a warrior, I'll tell
> my congressperson!
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> Teamwork? My chain of command consists of ME,
> MYSELF, and
> I.
> I'm destined to be a dot-com millionaire. Just give
> me all that
> College money, and take it easy on the discipline
> stuff. When divisions of
> Chinese are racing toward my outpost like rabid
> lemmings, I'll pack my
> Task-Force-Smith-smellin' ass back to Milwaukee.
>
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> I have Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome, I'm great at
> Nintendo, and my androgenous,
> sensitive physique can't handle 10 properly-executed
> push-ups. I couldn't
> blast my way into an old folk's home, let alone
> stand my ground in an
> impromptu bar room brawl. I am a product of social
> engineering and 6 hours
> of TV a day; my idea of a "Survivor" is not a Medal
> of Honor winner who
> killed three Vietnamese with his e-tool before being
> shot and left for dead,
> but a pudgy, manipulative gay guy on an island
> shared with other losers.
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> Concepts like duty, honor, and country are passe'.
> If it Involves sacrifice
> of my individuality to become part of a team, I'll
> punch out and spend the
> rest of my life hanging out with my Microsoft
> employee slackerbuddies in
> Seattle, speaking in learned tones about an
> unfortunate period in my life
> where I endured the indignities of military service.
> Oh, the Patton movie?
> Haven't seen it.
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
> Gimme Gimme Gimme. What can I do for my country?
> Ha. Let
> me
>Ask that after I've feathered my nest like so many
> of the non-veteran,
> draft-dodging, privileged Ivy Leaguers populating
> Capitol Hill. Cater to me
> first, pander to me as an individual, and after I
> don the uniform, continue
> to treat me with kid gloves, and let me punch out
> before things get really
> tough-where I might actually have to risk my life
> for my country, because...
> I AM AN ARMY OF ONE!!!!
>
> in case you could not tell i cant stand this army of one crap.
>i am not an army of one. i still belong to the army of soldiers, mission,
>and self sacrifice.
>tom
>
>