Father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very still and QUIET. I'll be across the field."
After a while the father heard his son screaming and jumping all around and he ran back to the boy.
"What happened?" the father asked.
The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Daddy, I was quiet when the rattlesnake slithered across my feet."
I was very still when the bear sniffed and breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk came around.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnats.
But it was the 'last straw' when two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,
'Should we eat here or take-out?'