My old room-mate sent me this. Thought you folks would giggle at it.
The Taliban is running low on missles, so they started using fanatics. Much better than having 'em steal planes and crash 'em into buildings, if you ask me.
I head on some talk radio show the other day that we were running low on cruise missles. Are you sure that isn't a photo of us substituting a suspected terrorist and deporting him?