101 Uses for a Glock :)

[Dogger]

101 Uses for a Glock

1. Substitute handle for your car jack
2. Boomerang (won't come back )
3. Impress chicks (NOT!)

And #4 is ...

 

[dk6]

Protect your life if a situation ever arises.

 

[Dogger]

Egad!! 34 observations and the only post is a serious one!!!!

OK, I'll buy that. My Glock 30 certainly fits that bill. I hereby desert the Forces of Light and come to the Dark Side!

101 Uses for a Kimber...

 

[Dead]

#23 Donate your glock to me..

#24 Punch Holes In paper

 

[juliet charley]

Perforarate innocent civilians in DC (not that there is that many innocent civilians in DC).

Raise the blood pressure of glockaphiles with legitimate (or illegimate) criticism of said firearm.

Help the makers of aftermarket barrels (particularly .40 S&W) show a profit.

Help police administrators look good by finding really low bids.

Make the BATF look like dummies with $1.25 plastic adjustable sights and fake thumb rests.

 

[J. Parker]

#4 Just "stick it in your pants" if you want a vasectomy.

 

[JJCook]

4. Door jam
5. Paper weight
6. ?????

 

[Dead]

#9 Store food in the box it came in

#10 Dry it off in the Microwave

 

[38Mike]

#62, trade it for a new Buckmark and some cash

Mike M.

 

[Dogger]

Impress your aisle companions on airline flights...

 

[Dead]

#78 Pack your lunch for work in the "Box"

#87 Hammer

#35 Meat Tenderizer! (steak)

#36 Money pit

#45 Bonding agent for Father/Son, Mother/Dauther

#46 A reason to go out on a weeknight.

#47 Belt Accessory

#48 Hand warmer (best if shot rapidly first)

#49 Gift

#50 Christmas tree decor

 

[leedesert]

-Gives people who obviously have no life something to talk about.

 

[IronBalls]

BUTTPLUG

 

[Oleg Volk]

IronBalls,

That would either violate safety rules or indicate that you are not very attached to your own body parts...besides, could we keep the humor above Beavis level?

 

[Phillip]

use #101...thread closer

 

[Mal H]

By George, I think Phillip's got it! This thread was doomed from the start anyway. It only serves to PO our Glock owning members, and there are many. Where's the high road in that?

Thread closed.